steveindc
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Post by steveindc on Oct 3, 2005 13:30:24 GMT -4
Dear Denise and Jess:
I am writing regarding a delicate matter of social etiquette. While in a bar with a few friends, one of them goes to the bathroom, and returns a few moments later. Unbeknownst to the person who just returned from the john, he had a length of toilet paper sticking out from the back of his jeans. It seemed like a walk back to the bathroom was out of the question as he would have to stroll back across the length of the bar again with the toilet paper tail. Now in a moment such as this, how does one extricate the offending two-ply from one's friend without embarassing him or without having to touch the unsightly toilet paper directly? Any insights you can offer would be greatly appeciated
Sincerely,
Not Squeezing The Sharmin'
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Post by sh3lby on Oct 3, 2005 13:33:18 GMT -4
Dear Not Squeezing The Sharmin'
Suck it Up, be a man and grab it off of him
Love,
Sh3lby
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:38:56 GMT -4
Here'a another one about social etiquette....
If two people, lets say a kickballer and a non - kickballer, are sitting outside of the bar talking in plain view of everyone else, is it appropriate,and should it be expected, that the kickballers remaining in the bar take a picture of the two new friends through a window? Bitche$.
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Post by sh3lby on Oct 3, 2005 13:41:14 GMT -4
*giggles like a lil school gurl*
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:41:59 GMT -4
yeah. laugh it up clown.
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steveindc
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Post by steveindc on Oct 3, 2005 13:42:31 GMT -4
Did you see us do the Wave behind you two? ;D |
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:47:12 GMT -4
no. i am glad i didnt. i would have hurt you.
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Dagger
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Post by Dagger on Oct 3, 2005 13:49:46 GMT -4
Wasn't there someone there doing the bull dance in behind of the window. Feeling the flow.
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:50:35 GMT -4
whats the bull dance?
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Oct 3, 2005 13:54:36 GMT -4
Hey, if there is macking going on it public, I've said it before, it is perfectly appropriate to watch and mock at will.
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:56:08 GMT -4
hmmmm....point taken. I will take my macked upon self elsewhere from now on. I still stick to my story that I personally was doing no macking.
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anwilli
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Post by anwilli on Oct 3, 2005 13:57:48 GMT -4
True... I saw HIS arm around YOU, not vice versa. You go, girl!
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Post by blueangel0679 on Oct 3, 2005 13:58:43 GMT -4
exactly. I do not mack. I be macked upon. thats the way it should be.  |
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Post by sh3lby on Oct 3, 2005 13:59:44 GMT -4
um, his arm was around her, but where were her mack'in hands =) You know I heart you =) we only pick on the ones we love
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Post by Scottyg on Oct 3, 2005 13:59:45 GMT -4
haha speaking of which, little rough when we took that bathroom break in the girls v guys game and those two people were making out outside of the bathroom. So of course no one wants to stand there and look or make fun of them (afterall it wasnt Emily) so everyone tries to go into the bathroom....which doesnt have a lot of space.
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