Quote of the Day 6/12

[walshmobile]

I think I might just start putting all these in the same thread...anyway actual quote:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"

[aspey]

Donnie Darko in... Donnie Darko -- awesome movie (and soundtrack)

[walshmobile]

Correctamundo. Thought I went cult enough with this one but once again I'm proven wrong.

[ladyoftheflame]

I love Donnie Darko. Absolutely love.

[arguing at the dinner table]
Donnie: You are such a fuc*ass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuc*ass? You can go suck a fuc*.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuc*?
...
Samantha: Daddy, what's a fuc*ass?

Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot?
Donnie: [Under hypnosis] Yeah.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school?
Donnie: I think about girls a lot.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
Donnie: I think about fuc*ing a lot, in school.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What else do you think about, when you're at school?
Donnie: Married With Children.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you think about your family?
Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fuc*ing Christina Applegate.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about your family.
Donnie: [Chuckling] No, I don't think about fuc*ing my family, that's gross.

EDIT: Screw you, forum, for messing with my fuc*ass.

PS - Totally copied those quotes from some site.

[Rodeo Jock]

aspey said:

Donnie Darko in... Donnie Darko -- awesome movie (and soundtrack)

Don't ever watch the Director's Cut. It ruined the entire movie.

[Teerizz]

AWESOME movie!!! I just wish the fuc*ass at work here would give me my eff'ing DVD back!