Post by aspey on Apr 13, 2006 17:53:43 GMT -4
I got inspired by all the great ones this week... so here are my personal highlights for those that like it quick and dirty...
Below Us - "Umm yeah, then there was cups. We got served. We tried to serve them back so that it would be "on." But it was never "on," because we were effing clownshoes and played like a bunch of stoned test monkeys trying to hump a car battery."
Buntilingus - "But, alas, that wasn't what the Sensations were feeling this day, instead opting to kick sand in our faces and piss on our bonfire as we attempted to pass out."
Sensations - "Buntilingus wasn't even playing kickball. After 48 hours of drinking, drugs, strippers, watching donkey's do blow, and waking up in a flooded hotel room with a dead hooker and no memory, its easy to convince yourself and your teammates that they are going swimming instead of kickball. So that's what Buntilingus did, complete with waterwings."
Shock & Awe - "And since everyone always asks, no Smaha does not ever shut up, and yes, he does drink a lot of caffeine all week long."
Short Bus - "At the bar we put up another 5-1 show stopper before drawing straws over who had to make out with Deflated Balls... Helmet award to Matt for drawing the short straw."
Sack Lunch - "Unluckily for Kick This, there is no game on Sunday, and the Sacks are going to be spending the break eating babies, doing lines of stem cells, and shooting steroids into our eyeballs."
"Note to Below Us: if you ever take a step onto our turf again at the Courthouse Taco Bell, one of your players will be going home with a Crunchwrap Combo Meal forcibly inserted into their anus...(hard taco, not soft)."
SLYE - "Meg recalled on Monday, 'Who did I think I was last night? I came in 2 hours late today and told my boss I had forgotten about a doctor's appointment.'"
1829 - "[The kickball husband] must return home before his children gang up on their mother and [his wife] begins to envision her man finishing off a third pitcher, hanging with his f*ing buddies, and flirting with young, single, female kickballers with unfashionably low cut WAKA shirts."
Below Us - "Umm yeah, then there was cups. We got served. We tried to serve them back so that it would be "on." But it was never "on," because we were effing clownshoes and played like a bunch of stoned test monkeys trying to hump a car battery."
Buntilingus - "But, alas, that wasn't what the Sensations were feeling this day, instead opting to kick sand in our faces and piss on our bonfire as we attempted to pass out."
Sensations - "Buntilingus wasn't even playing kickball. After 48 hours of drinking, drugs, strippers, watching donkey's do blow, and waking up in a flooded hotel room with a dead hooker and no memory, its easy to convince yourself and your teammates that they are going swimming instead of kickball. So that's what Buntilingus did, complete with waterwings."
Shock & Awe - "And since everyone always asks, no Smaha does not ever shut up, and yes, he does drink a lot of caffeine all week long."
Short Bus - "At the bar we put up another 5-1 show stopper before drawing straws over who had to make out with Deflated Balls... Helmet award to Matt for drawing the short straw."
Sack Lunch - "Unluckily for Kick This, there is no game on Sunday, and the Sacks are going to be spending the break eating babies, doing lines of stem cells, and shooting steroids into our eyeballs."
"Note to Below Us: if you ever take a step onto our turf again at the Courthouse Taco Bell, one of your players will be going home with a Crunchwrap Combo Meal forcibly inserted into their anus...(hard taco, not soft)."
SLYE - "Meg recalled on Monday, 'Who did I think I was last night? I came in 2 hours late today and told my boss I had forgotten about a doctor's appointment.'"
1829 - "[The kickball husband] must return home before his children gang up on their mother and [his wife] begins to envision her man finishing off a third pitcher, hanging with his f*ing buddies, and flirting with young, single, female kickballers with unfashionably low cut WAKA shirts."