Poor Mans Preseason Power Ranking Fall 2007

[Scottyg]

Time to fire up the boards again....

DC Star Power Rankings
1. 12 Step - Barely beat out the Wackos for the 1 spot due the pickup of some key Sensations players. Should get off to a hot start as players try to remember how to kick off of Troys pitching.
2. Wackos - Core team is back for the Wackos, which will mean solid defense...the question is can they figure out how to score runs.
3. Shock & Awe - Fast, Athletic, as long as they can avoid making stupid mistakes S&A should stay near the top.
4. Bag Em & Tag Em - No longer a new team, Baggers success comes from a solid squad, not from Walsh's claims of being "The Best Kickball Player Ever".
5. D-Balls - Team could go either way depending on how hungover they are...
6. Team Keg - Keggers are hit and miss, but with merged conferences they'll have to deal with overhand pitching this season.
7. Your Mom - A Season of experience will help a lot...unfortunately there is only one new team to take advantage of.
8. Take it Outside - Off season acquisitions wont make up for the loss of Donnie.
9. Flame On - Flamers are always a question as last fall they came out strong...if their players show they may prove the low ranking wrong.
10. Average Joes - New team = learning curve...

[Rodeo Jock]

BOO YOU W.HORE. You suck. But you speak truth. Had our women actually showed last season, we'd have been in better standings by the end. But, that said, we've regrouped, pruned, and are ready to go, even though I'm going to miss another two weeks going back to New Orleans to help get more families back in their homes!

Besides, when you're starting with such low expectations at the bottom of the pile (and that's a whole 'nother story), where else can you go but up! =) (again, with the stupid jokes. lol)

[lemurjoy]

BRING IT ON, B!TCHES!

[Teerizz]

WOW....ScottyG gave us the nod on the top seed. Impressive.

One other caveat to the Wacko's success...Redskins games.

And with this new team....are they officially a team now? I gotta check this out!

[walshmobile]

youngone said:

WOW....ScottyG gave us the nod on the top seed. Impressive.

One other caveat to the Wacko's success...Redskins games.

And with this new team....are they officially a team now? I gotta check this out!

Read: see if there are any girls worth hitting on on the new team

[walshmobile]

I only claimed to be the best Bagger ever, a stance I still hold.

[Rodeo Jock]

Apparently in kickball, there is neither crying nor humility...

[Scottyg]

unconfirmed rumor: Walsh forced Mollie to kick Nate off the Baggers because "He was threatening my status as greatest player ever"

[Rodeo Jock]

scottyg said:

unconfirmed rumor: Walsh forced Mollie to kick Nate off the Baggers because "He was threatening my status as greatest player ever"

Oooh... Interesting... a rumor worthy of Honorary Flamer Status for a Wacko!

[Teerizz]

walshmobile said:

Read: see if there are any girls worth hitting on on the new team

ACTUALLY....I'm more interested in meeting the new girls on my OWN team. As some might say, I've done fairly well in this department when recruiting for my own team....off Craigslist ;-)

PS - Can't wait to find out tonight!!

[Scottyg]

I make it a rule not to be interested in girls on my own team, which is one reason that I'm always happy with Troys recruiting policies.

[Rodeo Jock]

youngone said:

ACTUALLY....I'm more interested in meeting the new girls on my OWN team. As some might say, I've done fairly well in this department when recruiting for my own team....off Craigslist ;-)

What's that old cliche... something about not sh!tting where you eat??

[walshmobile]

I'd call that an adage or proverb.