Post by MickKegger on Jun 14, 2007 17:48:49 GMT -4
Dear Team:
We are slightly dismayed by the underbearing tone of your previous recap. However, we would like to offer a few words in rebuttal of your long-winded, nonsensical tirade that can only be described as "fuzzy logic":
1) We called you the "Shockers" because your team name is "Shock and Awe." What are we going to call you, the "Awe-ers?" Clearly not, because of the obvious diphthong complications of said nickname. Yes, we did say thong. We realize that makes us $luts.
2) How can the ladies of Team Keg be both "fast and easy" and pent-up with "sexual frustation?" While you're at it, why don't you guys tie a piece of buttered toast onto the back of a cat, and let us know what side falls down first.
3) How are we responsible for the comments that were aimed directly at our OWN TEAM? With our understanding, apparently we are supposed to sit quietly like 5th graders while our fellow teammates play and only offer small jestures, such as golf claps, or supportive glances.
We're not sure if you guys have any time between being bitter and hating the world to realize that in order for a "rivalry" to exist in the sports world, a team has to be able to make fun of the other team, but also be able to take a joke. We realize that while this joke may have been 3 seasons ago, it was, at its very core, a joke. Get over it and move on, or get some help. But either way, let's have a serious rivalry instead of cheap shots at our captains, our teammates, and most important of all, Mr. Lincoln (he's had it hard enough as it is).
Sincerely,
The Keggers...excuse me...Team Keg of Evanston
We are slightly dismayed by the underbearing tone of your previous recap. However, we would like to offer a few words in rebuttal of your long-winded, nonsensical tirade that can only be described as "fuzzy logic":
1) We called you the "Shockers" because your team name is "Shock and Awe." What are we going to call you, the "Awe-ers?" Clearly not, because of the obvious diphthong complications of said nickname. Yes, we did say thong. We realize that makes us $luts.
2) How can the ladies of Team Keg be both "fast and easy" and pent-up with "sexual frustation?" While you're at it, why don't you guys tie a piece of buttered toast onto the back of a cat, and let us know what side falls down first.
3) How are we responsible for the comments that were aimed directly at our OWN TEAM? With our understanding, apparently we are supposed to sit quietly like 5th graders while our fellow teammates play and only offer small jestures, such as golf claps, or supportive glances.
We're not sure if you guys have any time between being bitter and hating the world to realize that in order for a "rivalry" to exist in the sports world, a team has to be able to make fun of the other team, but also be able to take a joke. We realize that while this joke may have been 3 seasons ago, it was, at its very core, a joke. Get over it and move on, or get some help. But either way, let's have a serious rivalry instead of cheap shots at our captains, our teammates, and most important of all, Mr. Lincoln (he's had it hard enough as it is).
Sincerely,
The Keggers...excuse me...Team Keg of Evanston