steveindc
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Post by steveindc on Aug 18, 2006 10:50:00 GMT -4
Let's not forget MA's theory on how to get the girls to take extra notice of him - he bought a yuengling thinking that they'd see him drinking something else and would give him free Miller Lite! The Miller Lite girls did hand out free beer later (I was one of lucky recipients, which was nice). But the highlight was clearly being able to provide a "man law". |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:08:53 GMT -4
And what are these "man laws" that y'all were creating??
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Post by ladyoftheflame on Aug 18, 2006 11:10:49 GMT -4
And what are these "man laws" that y'all were creating?? There's a picture of one at the Times: www.flickr.com/photos/dcstar/215266337/Though I don't think that Man Law would apply to the Flamers...though what Man Law would? |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:12:03 GMT -4
6. That bartender was yummy. Just my type. Skinny with an innocent badboy look and tattoos... woof. LOL And he looked really familiar... like he had been a bartender of ours at some other bar. Or maybe I remember him from when we were at that shiteehole of a place for Bar Golf last Fall. Needless to say, if it shows up on the Bar Golf list this season there will be a boycott!! |
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Post by MA on Aug 18, 2006 11:12:46 GMT -4
Speaking of the man laws, I'm sorry, but I have to call Jason out on this one. He came up with what I thought was the worst thing you could possibly ever say to 2 hot girls. His "man law" was: A man should be able to poop on command.
That just blew my mind that he actually said that to these girls. As soon as he said that I saw that they were disgusted and I quickly walked away so that hopefully they wouldn't think I was associated with him.
I don't think girls really want to hear about how some dude can poop on demand. Gross and so not smooth. That doesn't even really make any sense when you think about it. Can't girls poop when they want to also?
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:13:06 GMT -4
That's lame... although, that one in particular applies to me. I hate the phone.
Yeah, you boys are preoccupied with pooping...
What was your Man Law, MA?
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Post by MA on Aug 18, 2006 11:16:06 GMT -4
I don't abide by any laws.  |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:20:06 GMT -4
I don't abide by any laws. That's apparent or you'd be married at your age!! BANG! BANG! LOL, did I use that appropriately??? |
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Post by ladyoftheflame on Aug 18, 2006 11:20:25 GMT -4
6. That bartender was yummy. Just my type. Skinny with an innocent badboy look and tattoos... woof. LOL And he looked really familiar... like he had been a bartender of ours at some other bar. Or maybe I remember him from when we were at that shiteeehole of a place for Bar Golf last Fall. Needless to say, if it shows up on the Bar Golf list this season there will be a boycott!! Did you just quote yourself and then respond to yourself? |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:21:30 GMT -4
And he looked really familiar... like he had been a bartender of ours at some other bar. Or maybe I remember him from when we were at that shiteeeehole of a place for Bar Golf last Fall. Needless to say, if it shows up on the Bar Golf list this season there will be a boycott!! Did you just quote yourself and then respond to yourself? Yeah, what's your point? I'm a lot more interesting than some of the folks on here!! |
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Post by ladyoftheflame on Aug 18, 2006 11:22:11 GMT -4
Ooooh! I just found a website with man laws!! www.manlaws.com/I think we should adopt the "You poke it, you own it" rule with respect to sexual partners, not just beer. |
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steveindc
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Post by steveindc on Aug 18, 2006 11:25:42 GMT -4
Speaking of the man laws, I'm sorry, but I have to call Jason out on this one. He came up with what I thought was the worst thing you could possibly ever say to 2 hot girls. His "man law" was: A man should be able to poop on command. That just blew my mind that he actually said that to these girls. As soon as he said that I saw that they were disgusted and I quickly walked away so that hopefully they wouldn't think I was associated with him. Yeah that man law was pretty bad... thankfully I went before him and got to give the two ladies mine so I wasn't around to take any "collateral damage" from Jason's man law. I went with "No comb-overs...either you shave it all off or grow more hair on your head!" |
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Post by jasonf on Aug 18, 2006 11:27:32 GMT -4
I stand by my Man Law!
If a man throws away his love of beer, sports, pooping, etc., every time some little co-ed walks by in a short skirt with a survey form, what kind of society would we live in? One of no Man Laws...one of anarchy! That's what kind...
Plus, I don't think your impress-the-Miller-Lite-girls-with-your-bottle-of-Yuengling idea exactly saved the day...
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:30:04 GMT -4
Ooooh! I just found a website with man laws!! www.manlaws.com/I think we should adopt the "You poke it, you own it" rule with respect to sexual partners, not just beer. Uhhh... I don't think that's a good idea... there are some kickball boys that would, let's say, bankrupt the rest of the division... |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Aug 18, 2006 11:31:39 GMT -4
I stand by my Man Law! If a man throws away his love of beer, sports, pooping, etc., every time some little co-ed walks by in a short skirt with a survey form, what kind of society would we live in? One of no Man Laws...one of anarchy! That's what kind... No, it would be a GAY world and it would be FABULOUS!!! Plus, I don't think your impress-the-Miller-Lite-girls-with-your-bottle-of-Yuengling idea exactly saved the day... I gotta agree with jason here... you can't recover from pooptalk with YL when they're slingin' miller lite. |
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