My own rant

[steveindc]

meeeshell said:

You're just being bougy now.

I so cannot believe you whipped out that phrase...

[meeeshell]

WHY?! Would you rather I say highfalutin? Okay... you're being all highfalutin.

[steveindc]

Then to put Maannddaaay's wine into the appropriate vernacular, I should be calling it perfectly "S-L-U-T-T-Y"?

P.S. - what is up with this PC word change crap?!

[Rodeo Jock]

steveindc said:

Then to put Maannddaaay's wine into the appropriate vernacular, I should be calling it perfectly "S-L-U-T-T-Y"?

P.S. - what is up with this PC word change crap?!

Apparently there are "standards" for this board. We couldn't say bitchy when we first started... but we beat down the Admin and got it through the filter.

[steveindc]

The word substitutions are hilarious though:

S-L-U-T-T-Y gets changed to "very friendly person"

[meeeshell]

Well, that's inappropriate usage of the word actually. To be S-L-U-T-T-Y, the food item must be especially decadent and fatty. For example, the chesapeake club sandwich at Southside... totally S-L-U-T-T-Y food. But the LaCrosse family's highly alchoholic wine, that's just mmmm, good.

[steveindc]

Highly alcoholic wine some could construe as being decadent, and therefore S-L-U-T-T-Y as a result...

Guess we would have to see the back of the bottle to see if its sufficiently low cal as to not be considered "fatty"...

[Rodeo Jock]

steveindc said:

The word substitutions are hilarious though:

S-L-U-T-T-Y gets changed to "very friendly person"

and W-H-O-R-E gets replaced with "sleeper"

whatever... LOL

[Rodeo Jock]

steveindc said:

Highly alcoholic wine some could construe as being decadent, and therefore S-L-U-T-T-Y as a result...

As a vinifyer, I have, reluctantly, to agree with Steve. Wine is DEFINITELY s1utty.

[meeeshell]

Dude, you didn't even know the phrase "S-L-U-T-T-Y food" to before I introduced it into your vocab. Don't try to explain it away. "S-L-U-T-T-Y" is only used to describe food, not drinks. I'm just trying to save you the embarrassment of improper usage in front of those in the know. But WHATEVER.

[steveindc]

A dictionary is a wonderful thing:

Food: Nourishment eaten in solid form: food and drink.

Food: Material, usually of plant or animal origin, that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals, and is ingested and assimilated by an organism to produce energy, stimulate growth, and maintain life.

Now exactly how is wine not food? And, as our local wine expert/manufacturer Patrick has pointed out, if wine is food, it would be therefore S-L-U-T-T-Y...

There are the early slang users and creators, and then there are the newer, creative innovators who transform it. Sort of like the people who first described the show Hawaii Five O as "Five-O". And the latter innovators used it to describe the cops as "Five-O".

S-L-U-T-T-Y has changed. Adapt or get left behind woman. ;D

[meeeshell]

In every day usage, wine is not food. You don't say 'hmmm, I am going to go and eat some wine now' unless you are well, you Steve and have an incomprehensible need to be right at all costs. From this point forward though, anytime you order a beverage, you must eat the beverage, 'k?

[steveindc]

Oh please...I have admitted I was wrong in the past. I do not need to be right, its just an unfortunate happenstance that I usually am is all.

You just don't like to be wrong any more than I do

[meeeshell]

True, but in this instance, I am not wrong. Anyway, this point is now dead. Use S-L-U-T-T-Y to describe whatever you want. Just recognize that we will be laughing at you.

[Rodeo Jock]

Give it a rest you two.

You're sounding worse than Scotty and his Dball/flipcup obsession.