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Post by walshmobile on Jul 3, 2007 15:48:35 GMT -4
The Apocalypse is truly nigh. I feel ill prepared as I haven't made my way to Valhalla yet to practice. I hope you all made peace with your makers, or Jeebus, or Buddha or went to confessional this week or redeemed yourself on Yom Kippur because the end times are coming. Barring some paperwork and other stuff to be done I will be employed. No longer will you be able to mock my lack of employment, though I will no longer to able to mock your early rising during the week. Now my only excuse for being broke will be because I bought too much shite (like porno with dudes packing the size of tree trunks doubling up on hermaphrodites). Repent sinners and accept your true lord for on the horizon come Famine, War, Pestilence and Death.
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Jul 5, 2007 8:43:17 GMT -4
I made peace with my maker years ago. As long as I burn things quarterly and invite my friends to help, she's cool. Does this mean no more obscure movie quotes? When do you start?
Oh, and I thought the porno I watched was kinky...
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Post by aspey on Jul 5, 2007 12:20:54 GMT -4
Now my only excuse for being broke will be because I bought too much shiteeeeeee (like porno with dudes packing the size of tree trunks doubling up on hermaphrodites). So Walsh is into guys with big dicks double-teaming a sort-of-guy with another sort-of-dick? Just wanna set the record "straight"... [and you should really go to that drag queen bingo thing at Chaos... that's basically the kind of stuff they show on the TVs the whole time] |
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Post by walshmobile on Jul 5, 2007 12:28:58 GMT -4
haha now it's gone too far and I have to be that guy that explains it was a joke just to cover my ass.
I pulled the line together from the season 4 premiere of Rescue Me (tree trunks and double teaming) and Clerks (hermaphrodites). So no, I don't watch guy heavy threesome hermaphroditic porn.
I'll bring the quotes back more frequently once I've settled in, I should be starting on Monday.
oh and you don't have to edit dick but you do have to edit c.ock
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Jul 5, 2007 13:30:03 GMT -4
<hands Walsh the even creepier title>
Even Flame ON!! wouldn't have you now, Way Creepy Dirty Sanchez!!
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Post by anwilli on Jul 6, 2007 9:16:45 GMT -4
Thank Gods Walsh is getting a life. Congrats, hon!  |
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Post by Rodeo Jock on Jul 6, 2007 9:47:09 GMT -4
Thank Gods Walsh is getting a life. Congrats, hon! It still doesn't take away his Way Creepy Dirty Sanchez title...  |
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