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Post by Smoggy on Jun 14, 2007 11:51:22 GMT -4
Courtesy of my Snapple Cap -
"Arachibutlphobia" is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
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Post by anwilli on Jun 18, 2007 10:11:54 GMT -4
Courtesy of my Snapple Cap - "Arachibutlphobia" is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. I love Snapple facts! keep them coming!
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Post by Smoggy on Jun 18, 2007 14:39:16 GMT -4
Today's cap says: You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV....wonder if the same is true about working? Hmmmm....
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Post by walshmobile on Jun 18, 2007 15:18:09 GMT -4
Having sex burns about 100 calories per hour. Maybe I do deserve the creepy title...
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Post by lemurjoy on Jun 18, 2007 16:35:08 GMT -4
Having sex burns about 100 calories per hour. Maybe I do deserve the creepy title... that is, if you last an hour, walsh. o snap!
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Post by anwilli on Jun 18, 2007 16:45:31 GMT -4
Having sex burns about 100 calories per hour. Maybe I do deserve the creepy title... SERIOUSLY, you need a j-o-b.
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Post by Teerizz on Jun 18, 2007 17:04:13 GMT -4
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Post by Teerizz on Jun 18, 2007 17:05:20 GMT -4
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Post by walshmobile on Jun 19, 2007 0:17:58 GMT -4
Having sex burns about 100 calories per hour. Maybe I do deserve the creepy title... that is, if you last an hour, walsh. o snap! And I always thought being called a minuteman was so patriotic. yeah but later in that same link, different study they say 100 cal/hr.
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Post by Scottyg on Jun 19, 2007 9:50:53 GMT -4
So logic would say ladies, if your man wants to fall asleep after sex instead of cuddling/talking, go ahead and let him. He'll burn more calories and therefore be physically more appealing if you let him.
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Post by walshmobile on Jun 19, 2007 10:06:19 GMT -4
Story from the intarnet:
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?”
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
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Post by Smoggy on Jun 22, 2007 12:50:04 GMT -4
Today's Cap The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
So when guys (or girls...to preempt any comments later) are sitting around belching/farting/whatever...it's really apart of a weight loss program?
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Post by walshmobile on Jun 22, 2007 13:00:53 GMT -4
That'd be the worst weight loss program ever. It would take 1,000,000,000 (that's a billion) smells to lose 760 grams which is about 1.65 pounds.
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Post by Smoggy on Jun 22, 2007 13:46:50 GMT -4
Jeez Walsh, way to bring logic into it . . .
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Post by walshmobile on Jun 22, 2007 13:50:59 GMT -4
god Walsh is such an as.shole
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