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Post by walshmobile on May 24, 2007 9:59:47 GMT -4
Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?
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Post by Dagger on May 24, 2007 11:05:42 GMT -4
I like jokes.
Send some more!
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Post by Scottyg on May 24, 2007 11:07:46 GMT -4
I like Newsies, send that.
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Post by Dagger on May 24, 2007 11:14:36 GMT -4
Soon grasshopper, soon.
Send more jokes!
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Post by MA on May 24, 2007 12:00:06 GMT -4
Two of my favorite bad jokes:
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
A: Dam!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
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Post by walshmobile on May 24, 2007 12:14:26 GMT -4
in the bad joke trend:
Q: What's the last thing on a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
A: Its abdomen.
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Post by Scottyg on May 24, 2007 12:16:09 GMT -4
abdomen? is that an edit? W.HORES
ASS!
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Post by walshmobile on May 24, 2007 12:19:30 GMT -4
nah it wasn't an edit, I only heard the joke when I was like 8 or 10.
Besides, "ass" is a technical term for donkey. Like it shouldn't edit "bitch" when I'm talking about a female dog.
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Post by lemurjoy on May 24, 2007 12:28:29 GMT -4
jokes < newsie
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Post by walshmobile on May 24, 2007 13:00:33 GMT -4
Lisa < jokes
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Post by lemurjoy on May 24, 2007 13:18:59 GMT -4
ouch
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Post by walshmobile on May 24, 2007 13:20:23 GMT -4
totally served.
here's another joke courtesy of Nate's away message:
if you are ever in the situation where two girls are pursuing you, think to yourself, "Who Would Jesus Do?" That's right, sucka. BOTH...at the same time.
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Post by Dagger on May 24, 2007 13:38:54 GMT -4
haha! keep it coming. We expect the newsie to be out before three.
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Post by Dagger on May 24, 2007 14:26:20 GMT -4
Ok, so not all the teams reported scores.
I need Your Mom v Playing the Field kickball score.
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Post by lemurjoy on May 24, 2007 14:37:14 GMT -4
Ok, so not all the teams reported scores. I need Your Mom v Playing the Field kickball score. 2-1; we lost (for a change). at least the margin's getting smaller... |
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